I need to get into the stock market

Yeah, the news is two days old, but I’m posting it anyway. Friday Google’s shares rose 20%. In one day. That means that for every dollar you have invested in them, you got $.20 for free. Doesn’t sound like much, but imagine you had 300 shares. Each share went up $89.87. Thats $2696.10 profit from the markets open to close. Granted, in order to get 300 shares you would have had to invest $134,862 by the closing bell on Thursday. Thats a lot of money to have invested in one company, but with a one day payoff of nearly 3k, it seems like it might be worth it.

Now, for dealing with all of that financial BS, enjoy.

Just admit defeat.

Here you are, the latest in a long mud slinging campaign:

Mac disgusts me. Their ad campaign is based solely on slander. I’m getting tired of commercials like these. After watching this did I learn anything about a Mac? Did they mention new features that are better than Windows? Did they says that I could finally play games on my Mac without having to resort to some 3rd rate hack program? Speaking of which, where is my Mac emulator for Windows? Oh, thats right, I can do everything a Mac can do, but better, OUT OF THE BOX!
These ads remind me of the commercials that Pepsi used to run:

That is why I try to avoid Pepsi products whenever possible. Maybe I am the only one who thinks this way, I hope not.