Yeah, the news is two days old, but I’m posting it anyway. Friday Google’s shares rose 20%. In one day. That means that for every dollar you have invested in them, you got $.20 for free. Doesn’t sound like much, but imagine you had 300 shares. Each share went up $89.87. Thats $2696.10 profit from the markets open to close. Granted, in order to get 300 shares you would have had to invest $134,862 by the closing bell on Thursday. Thats a lot of money to have invested in one company, but with a one day payoff of nearly 3k, it seems like it might be worth it.
Now, for dealing with all of that financial BS, enjoy.